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Name: Johnny come lately

Date: 2009-12-21

Comment: Two-Mile-Borris is the place to be!

Name: 2 MILER

Date: 2009-12-17

Comment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkXLWEL8z88

Name: Mickey Boy

Date: 2009-12-16

Comment: Clue # 12 on Diffney Quiz 2009 www.diffney.ie Top Tipp !

Name: Sandy Lovell

Date: 2009-12-15

Comment: Hello there from the USA, I'm looking for anyone that has done family history possibly in Moycarkey or Killenaule on the families of FOGARTY, DWYER, GORMAN, KENNEDY, SKELLY, FLANAGAN. I would also love to hear from anyone that knows they have relatives with these surnames that emigrated after the famine to Philadelphia. Thanks and happy holidays! Sandy

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Date: 2009-12-11

Comment: TOM M IS A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2009-12-11

Comment: BORRIS ARE CLAS SAYS PADDY

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Date: 2009-12-11

Comment: BORRIS ARE CLAS SAYS PADDY

Name: TOM M

Date: 2009-12-11

Comment: UP BORRIS

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-11-20

Comment: Up here in Dundrum tis a wild wet windy night though unseasonably warm for November. I see former Borris old-folks, Limerick Lady, Hollowlegs and Marble Man have been boppin' in Bannons all Summer. But the greatest shock is the news that TMB is to be the new Las Vagas. Probably the biggest news from Tipp since the comet hit Dundrum in 1865. Even oul Hollowlegs would't remember that though.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-11-20

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-11-11

Comment: Marlboro Man & Limerick Lady where have ye been? I've been lookin all over the village for ye. Are ye hiding on me again. I'll find ye so watch out.

Name: m. r.

Date: 2009-11-09

Comment: reading this page has made me home sick. wish i was tweny again and i might never have left. brains are wasted on the young.

Name: mary r

Date: 2009-11-09

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Name: The Gambler

Date: 2009-11-03

Comment: Viva Las Borris! this could be the making of ye boggers!! How long before we see some of the financial spin off from this project putting ye bumkins in the spotlight? CSI Borris Borris Idol Clover Lane 90210 Skehane Downhill Skiing Championships Sheep Wrestlemania Corcorans Niteclub with Dj Vinny V Bannons Gentlemans Club

Name: The Gambler

Date: 2009-11-03

Name: hollow legs

Date: 2009-11-01

Comment: Happy Halloween! All Saints Eve.

Name: skeeter

Date: 2009-10-31

Comment: Welcome to Two-Mile-Vegas -- pure class!

Name: tim

Date: 2009-10-30

Comment: great bit of hurling,enjoyable site.

Name: Pokerface

Date: 2009-10-29

Comment: http://www.independent.ie/national-news/welcome-to-fabulous-las-vegas-co-tipp-1925922.html Lads, have ye seen this? Craaaazy sheeeeet...

Name: Boo Boo

Date: 2009-10-28

Comment: Two - Mile - Borris = Las Vegas - Up ya boy ya!!

Name: handy man

Date: 2009-10-11

Comment: no andy should not

Name: ANTWOMAN

Date: 2009-10-10

Comment: I dont really know. He is good but not fantastic. I think we should trust the manager.

Name: ANTWOMAN

Date: 2009-10-10

Comment: I dont really know. He is good but not fantastic. I think we should trust the manager.

Name: ANTWOMAN

Date: 2009-10-10

Comment: I dont really know. He is good but not fantastic. I think we should trust the manager.

Name: Trappatoni

Date: 2009-10-10

Comment: I fair hope Ireland win tonight. Should andy reid be on the panel?

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-10

Comment: MARLBORO MAN I WILL KICK YOUR BLOODY ARSE IF YOU DANCE OR HOOK UP WITH HOLLOW FECKIN LEGS. Now be nice and dont be going there,. whoe ever shows up with a yellow flower is fecken in trouble with me..MARLBORO MAN am i being too jealous

Name: marlboro man

Date: 2009-10-09

Comment: hollow legs iv been geting dance lessions im a lot better now ill be looking out for the flower we can dance all night

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-09

Comment: Well look at you Marlboro man................an admirer!! well good luck to you sat nite let me know how it goes and sure i'll be parked wit me headlights on down in clover!

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-10-09

Comment: Limerick Lady, I'll see you in Bannons on Saturday night and ye better stay away from me Marlboro Man, he's mine. I have me eyes on him, I do. Marlbor Man, I will be the one looking at you and I will have a yellow flower in me hair so you'll be able to find me in the crowd. I can't wait for Saturday night and the old pint.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: Castle park .....i know where dat is..it is across from harkins park..the new houses..so hmmmmmmmm..who do i know dat lives there? who, who,who.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: Castle park .....i know where dat is..it is across from harkins park..the new houses..so hmmmmmmmm..who do i know dat lives there? who, who,who.

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: Spider eater where is casle park is that down below in the bog road?

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: see you in bannons marlboro man...and if i am not there start without me (drinking that is) have a bacardi and coke for me and also a bag of cheese and onion and also a fry bar would do the trick. Also would you mind giving Billy Lanigan a big fat kiss for me? Thanks And hollowlegs.........I saw you daning meself and I would say you might need to take up a dance lesson yourself...and do 5 hailmarys for taking the piss out of us. Now to you spider eater..i dont even think you know where cananda is...the closest you'll get to there is drinking there ginger ale..cop on would you and send us an ole message every now and then...

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: i lived in castle park

Name: hollow legs

Date: 2009-10-08

Comment: ahhhh Limerick Lady, Marlboro Man, and Spidereater I saw the whole bloody lot of you carrying on like a bunch of 2 year olds in Bannons. For the sake of god could ye all take some dance lessons. Me eyes were hurting with the sorry moves ye were all trying to do. Stay out of Clover! Good luck in Canada Spidereater, you can still join us on the site and let us know what ye think of the Canadians, and stay out of Clover!

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: i hav got a confesion to make i am moving to canada and will never be on this website again and by thee way i don't live down clover lane i live in castle park only messin sorry about dat. See you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: Marloboro Man heard you were a dancing maniac this weekend... you better swing me around the floor a few times when we enconter..................................

Name: marlboro man

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: i here theres a good band in bannons sunday night see u there

Name: marlboro man

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: sunday night i here theres a good band in bannons see u there

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: Marloboro Man heard you were a dancing maniac this weekend... you better swing me around the floor a few times when we enconter..................................

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: To spider eater...I can give you a few hints she is blond and a great cook and for some reason she sees everything going on..and she taught me how to say mikado! Now to you marlboro man.................wouldn't you love to know........................

Name: marlboro man

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: limrick lady i bet u got lucky down clover lane a fue times

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-07

Comment: and who might dat be limerick lady

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-06

Comment: And I will.........As I know someone who seems to know everyting that goes on in borris!!

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-06

Comment: Thets for me to no and you to find out Limeraick lady.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-06

Comment: Spider eater did you get lucky in the clover?

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-05

Comment: wat ar ye talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-10-05

Comment:

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-05

Comment: Yes it is...and I wish I could of been there to see you and did you get lucky??

Name: marlboro man

Date: 2009-10-02

Comment: is it me ur talking about limrick lady come on saturday

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-02

Comment: Correction a certain fella will be on the prowel tomorrow night...........so woman of two mile borris be on the lookout................meow!

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-10-02

Comment: Hey I think a certain fella who can be found in bannons tonight is on the prowel...have fun (you know who you are)!!!

Name: HI!!!

Date: 2009-09-25

Comment: ANY COMMENTS ON MY SUGGESTION

Name: HI!!!

Date: 2009-09-25

Comment: they should actually put a site in twomileborris.com about the running and comimg up competitions.

Name: HI!!!

Date: 2009-09-25

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Date: 2009-09-25

Comment: is there any story on de moycarkey running on this site????

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-09-18

Comment: aaahhh Stone Cold, it looks like we hit a nerve. You have major issues. LOL!!!!

Name: I meant to say

Date: 2009-09-17

Comment: Fuck You Thurles Townie!

Name: Stone Cold

Date: 2009-09-17

Comment: Fuck you Hollow Legs ya ignorant Bastard

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-09-01

Comment: oh be gesus Thurles Townie, I wouldn't be bragging if I were ye.

Name: Thurles townie

Date: 2009-08-31

Comment: my dad is from t.m.b and i think there is a snobbery from the place.... loving the smelly farmers!!NOT

Name: Vanilla Cow

Date: 2009-08-11

Comment: When will we see the cow of the month, it has been a few years now and I know there's lots of cows in T-M-B. Please humor us and add a cow of the month. Or let's have a contest & ye can post the photos on this site and let us vote.

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Date: 2009-08-11

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Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-07-24

Comment: very well hollowlegs..i am on holiday this weekend off to granny's but will check in next week to see if any of the lads are around..and you as well..i'll raise me glass tonigh with grandad to you tonight...

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-07-24

Comment: Limerick Lady, I think you have cracked as well fer crying out loud zombies and American's putting us in our graves bejesus woman what are you thinking? But ye have a point, I need to go by and see if Billy has the lads locked up outback - ye never know. If you don't hear back from me soon, send the garda to get me in Bannons backroom. Must go this place is much too quiet for me to hang around.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-07-23

Comment: hollow legs i think you are codding me...but anyway where are the people of TMB? have they been turned into zombies? did an aircraft come down and hold the villiage hostage? Did some american's come in and talk them to an early grave?? as penfeld would say cracky danger mouse!!! Did Billy go completely mad and lock every one up in bannons in the back room?? please someone respond i need to know..i might have to cycle over and see what in God's name is going on...

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-07-23

Comment: Now Limerick Lady why the hell do you think I was rolling around with a young one for crying out loud. Dats not what happened to me. Like I said I didn't have me old glasss and I just sat in a pile of nettles. I'm well now - thanks for asking. I don't think I'll be raising a pint to you too soon Limerick Lady, your awfully cheeky these days (and no pun intended here). Well, I need to head out now I have a few miles ahead of me and yah know how those Irish miles are. They bring the thirst out in me. By the way, the TMB community page is awfully quiet. I hope things aren't this quiet up the road with the Bannons and the Cochrans. All the lads must be hiding. Tis summer but come on lads and ladies let us know yer out there. Share a fun fact with us all. Limerick Lady I know you have a lot of fun facts, but spare us and don't share them.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-07-22

Comment: Last comment to hollowlegs is from me..limrick lady...and i'm some lady if i say so meself.

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Date: 2009-07-22

Comment: Hollow legs, bejasus...you musnt be rolling over in the clover with some fine young lad ........tis how yee get nettles in yer arse! but God Bless you still the same as dey say "save yer soul while ya got one"...sure i do miss ya and will light an old candle for ya..and same here god bless bannons and all who raise a glass there...miss ye all..UP TIPP

Name: Hollow Legs

Date: 2009-07-22

Comment: Tis good I'm not old bandy legs! Where is old bandy legs? Probably still trying to make it out of the bog. god bless bandy legs. OMG, it is just so good to hear you have a bit of the ole spirit left in yah Limerick Lady. I don't know be jesus how the hell I sat on a bunch of nettles the other evening. that's what I get for not wearing the old glass frames me grandfather left me. Me ole backside is killing me. ahh now I know when I looked towards the Devils Bit I say ahhh god help me. Light an old candle for me on yer way out of church after confessions. Then an old pint to top off the prayers at Bannons. God bless them all who have an old pint in Bannons. The crack is good there. God bless you that is what I say.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-07-21

Comment: hey hollowlegs thank god your not bandy legs...lol..

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-07-21

Comment: Ah Hollowlegs der ye are...how have ye been doing? sure i do remember the fancy dress as well as the outside dance down at da school.......i miss de olde days sure i do.. sure i would love to come for a visit but in da summer wit da heather but i will not be back until the fall or da winter...but count on seeing me..sure we will meet up for a pint at bannons and sing some songs and remember de olde days in front of da fire...sure we should get down to the bog as well for some pete...miss ye all in two mile borris..wish i were there...and having a huge fry up too! brilliant!!

Name: Hollowlegs

Date: 2009-07-21

Comment: has anyone heard from Limerick Lady lately? Let the old biddy know I've been looking for her. thank ya kindly! aaah the heather is looking lovely on these fine old days wouldn't ya say. Me best to all of you in Borris.

Name: hollowlegs

Date: 2009-07-20

Comment: Howdy Limerick Lady! I hear you've been looking for me. I can see spider eater and Good Fairy don't believe that there is a hollow legs out there... Well here I am. I been out in the bloomin heather all gawd awful day and can't wait to have me pint and pigs feet along with lots of bread and butter. Limerick Lady do you remember the fancy dress parades making way down along the main road into the village. Bannons and the out door dances? Those were the days! Well me ole fire is burning away need to throw a little turf in now before it's gone. Are ye coming home this summer? I hope the hell ye are as the old ass out in the back misses ya.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-06-16

Comment: i dont know hoolowlegs..but i know hollowlegs.

Name: spidereater

Date: 2009-06-15

Comment: who the hell is hoolowlegs.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: limrick lady

Date: 2009-06-11

Comment: does anyone out there remember going into the back of maguires and playing pool and playing the slot machine? and having wafer icecreams?? those were the good ole days..i have tons of pics from the fancy dress parade's that used to go down the road to the school for the festival..i think i shall post them on the site soon....what ever happened to the festivals?

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Date: 2009-06-08

Comment: Hollowlegs i see our sister has been reading the news in borris..we will have to give her a name and see what she has to say....lol...happy summer to all...........

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-05-11

Comment: goodfairy....tis not a quare or trick question....i'd really like to know where hollowlegs has been hiding....and hello to all ye ole ones out there.

Name: klarisa

Date: 2009-05-07

Comment: Very interesting and pozitive site, with good information. Look at my Broad Spectrum http://www.broad-spectrum.net/

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-05-04

Comment: Hollowlegs? Dat a trick question???????? Ya can't fool an oul' Dundrummer with quare questions.

Name: Limrick lady

Date: 2009-04-30

Comment: hello to all...where is hollowlegs?

Name: Maureen Ramsay

Date: 2009-04-24

Comment: I am searching for info for the family graves(s) of the Stokes family of Twobileborris and Littleton. The last known one was buried in 1960 - and ahe lived on the main road near the old church. Anything would be helpful.

Name: Liz Delaney

Date: 2009-04-17

Comment: Hello there. My name is Liz Delaney and 2 weeks ago, my husband, Peter and son, Ben and I arrived in your town from Australia searching for lost relatives. We found Ned Fanning and Sean and Geraldine Dunne who are related somewhere down the track. We spent a great couple of hours in the pub on Sunday night too � and didn�t want to leave � the atmosphere was terrific. When speaking to Ned, he informed us that he has a ruined castle on his property which belonged to the Delaney clan a long time ago. We were thrilled to be able to climb into the remains. I was wondering if anyone could give us any more information on the history of this castle � when built, who owned it, sketches or pictures of it in earlier times,etc. Our family back in Victoria, Australia, didn�t know about it and we are all terribly excited. John Delaney (born in Newhill � 1794 )married Bridget Dunne ( born Kilmakil 1813) and emigrated to Australia in 1856. We are the descendents of their son, Patrick. Hope this is not too difficult. History can be quite obscure when trying to piece it together. I was searching the internet and typed in your town � this is where I ended up. Looking forward to your reply. Thanking you Liz Delaney

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-04-15

Comment: Easter Bunny ignored me - what a pain.

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-04-14

Comment: The easter bunny was especially good to me!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2009-04-07

Comment: Happy Easter to everyone!! may the bunny be good to you.

Name: klarisa

Date: 2009-04-06

Comment: Pain what is it and how to treat it. Nerve pain, pain drugs.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-04-05

Comment: Come to think of it - I was in Borris in the Summer of '75 - before yer man started school. Time is a cruel master, even in the Fairy Community.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2009-04-05

Comment: Another Psalm Sunday done an' dusted - lookin' forward to another berky duckie for next Sunday lunch. Up here in Dundrum we don't see TMB as much as we did, TG. The new road won't let ya turn off at Borris unless yer going the other way. At, that glorious Summer of '76. When to be alive and young was wonderful and to be young in Borris was bliss!

Name: Scaredycat

Date: 2009-04-05

Comment: Jeez Sean Manning! You were a few years ahead of me in school, but I remember the day Kevin Carroll threw the duster at you and hit Pat Lannigan on the side of the head instead. Ah, the terror of primary school. Hope you're doing well.

Name: limrick lady

Date: 2009-04-03

Comment: everyone have a great weekend in borris!! hope ye all get to bannon's and then to hayse's...or even to the bog..miss ye all.. hey if any one see's vinny fallon this weekend tell em limrick lady was asking for him.

Name: foozie

Date: 2009-03-31

Comment: Hi sean, i remember your sister clodagh!!!

Name: Sean Manning

Date: 2009-03-18

Comment: This site brings back memories. I went to Two Mile Borris National School from 1976 until 1984. We moved to Ballyporeen before I finished 6th class in Borris. We lived in the 2 story house on the creamery road beside the school. Those were the days. Would be great to get a mail from anyone I went to school with back then.

Name: mo green

Date: 2009-03-17

Comment: I know the cummins from grawn two mile borris get in touch for more!

Name: Limrick lady

Date: 2009-03-11

Comment: hollow legs...i just read your response from the new year...tis good to hear from ya...now are ye all going to the fallons for st. paddys day?? i wish i was..but i will be in a boston pub thinking of yee all and banons and the ole fire....tis grand!! i'm really missing the crack in two mile borris and hope to get over there by end of year~

Name: annie

Date: 2009-03-11

Comment: This is a great place to live.

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-02-16

Comment: hello

Name: spidereater

Date: 2009-02-15

Comment: superman is a dick borris is not full of bowseys

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-02-15

Comment: i eat spiders

Name: borris l

Date: 2009-02-13

Comment: Twas grand when twas quite with al dat colurfol words and ye all being good now look at ye yawnin an rockin an what has poor thurlas done anyhow I knew weed be all bypassed for shure wit de new big road and fancy bits of rock in de middle we dont have to go to chastel to see rock any more

Name: Spider eater

Date: 2009-02-13

Comment: Two-mile-borris............................................ Oh my...................................................... Must....................................................... Must....................................................... Yawn....................................................... Oh my Got to go to bed...........................................

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-02-13

Comment: Two-Mile-Borris oh my God Many class People here Many Memorys here Yawn i'm tired oh i've got to go to bed Good by

Name: spider eater

Date: 2009-02-13

Comment: borris rocks especially clover lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2009-02-13

Comment: this page is savage copare to the shity thurlus one this page rocks it give a insight to what the place is like has any1 been on the thurlus one what a load of shit

Name: A

Date: 2009-02-12

Comment: Wow, this place has died a death. Nobody left but the spam postings? Two Mile Borris forever - the revolution starts here. Hasta la Borris siempre!

Name: Klarisa

Date: 2009-02-11

Comment: great web site I really like it, look at my blog Mens health. Healthy guy http://www.healthy-guy-publichealthreport.blogspot.com/

Name: superman

Date: 2009-02-06

Comment: tis fair bad alright

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Date: 2009-02-06

Comment:

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Date: 2009-02-06

Comment: borris is full of bowseys

Name: klarisa

Date: 2009-01-09

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Name: paul

Date: 2009-01-09

Comment: great place to go 4 a session in billys pub great irish since of trad going on loved two mile borris didnt want to cum hme not but twas good keep up the good work billy!!!

Name: klara

Date: 2009-01-05

Comment: Great post! Look at mine www.skin-treatment-lamictal.blogspot.com

Name: twomileborrisresident

Date: 2008-12-29

Comment: In response to Mike Lowry's query regarding the Lowry's in Two Mile Borris, a John Lowry had a farm at the Turnpike formally Joe Hayes's now Martin Healy's, he left the area in 1866.

Name: hollow legs

Date: 2008-12-27

Comment: Aaah Limerick Lady, we are sittin' by the blazing fire in Bannons having a pint and wishin you were here. Bless your old soul. Merry Christmas to you!!! We're all heading to the Fallon's for the New Year! Bless their souls for having us as we love the 'old crack' over here.

Name: adella

Date: 2008-12-23

Comment: synthol
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Name: maureen

Date: 2008-12-17

Comment: Hi, i knew Tommy cummins from grawn, email me back for more details

Name: klarisa

Date: 2008-12-11

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Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2008-12-07

Comment: Limerick Lady - we don't do thanksgiving in Tipp. We have a shopping day on the 8th December and before you can say "Up Kilkenny" it's Christmas. And the ducks are cooked.

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Date: 2008-12-07

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Name: school

Date: 2008-11-26

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Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-11-24

Comment: Wait dont you know we have thanksgiving first?? then christmas....

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2008-11-09

Comment: Christmas is comin' and the ducks should be gettin' real fat! I can hardly wait!

Name: fil

Date: 2008-11-01

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Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-10-28

Comment: Sometime tis like talkin to yorsel limerick lady you know thoul score like talkin with the fire roarin back at ye.come on thoul hurlerers

Name: limrick lady

Date: 2008-10-23

Comment: happy fall to everyone in two mile borris!! i wish i were sittin in bannon's right now having a pint with the fire roaring.......but i am not :-(

Name: limrick lady

Date: 2008-10-01

Comment: enough about the kids..i want to know about the cows..or da bulls...

Name: Annette O'Connell

Date: 2008-09-29

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Name: nollaig

Date: 2008-09-16

Comment: people need to put more news on sporting clubs everyone should join moycarkey athletic club great for kids and adults

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-08-28

Comment: cow o the month i tell ya dey are all abullin any road

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-08-11

Comment: When are dey going to update the cow of da month???

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Date: 2008-08-11

Comment: is the devils bit what ure on about stephan?

Name: Casey

Date: 2008-08-11

Comment: just looking!!

Name: stephen hall

Date: 2008-08-10

Comment: I came across you by accident. Is there any such thing as an accident? Finding out info on St.Mochaomhog. What's that cut in the hillside called? Good Luck in the meantime. Stephen

Name: stephen hall

Date: 2008-08-10

Comment: I came across you by accident. Is there any such thing as an accident? Finding out info on St.Mochaomhog. What's that cut in the hillside called?

Name: LITTLE BRITIN AND CATHERINE TATE

Date: 2008-08-07

Comment: I WANT THAT ONE!!!!!!! DO I LOOK BOVVERD!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Niamh Morrissey

Date: 2008-07-30

Comment: two-mile borris rocks

Name: Tony Smith

Date: 2008-07-06

Comment: Greetings from Sydney, Australia. I am descended from the Martin family from Ballybeg, Twomileborris. My great-grandmother was Hannah Martin, born about 1851, daughter of John Martin, farmer of Ballybeg. I understand that there is still a Martin family at Ballybeg and one of them is the local electrician. Regards Tony

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2008-06-30

Comment: Thoul ref stuff jammed yer engine did it?

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-06-28

Comment: Ahem! just bean away for alittle while a bit of thoul trouble wit de red diesel ya know whot wit all thoul carry on an de price of fuel hows de crack any road

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2008-06-26

Comment: Begod! I thought this site was done and dusted - but ye're still here. How are the Berkley Ducks?

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-06-11

Comment: Well how's she cutting

Name: Margaret Copley

Date: 2008-06-07

Comment: Was doong research onTipperary villages and came across your website.I coming toUpperchurch later this year tosee the home of ancestors: must say this is the most light hearted website and tourism information site Ihave visited. Congratulations tothe author.

Name: Mike Lowry

Date: 2008-05-20

Comment: I am seeking the parents of my great-great grandfather Patrick Lowry who came supposedly from the Two Mile Borris area and had at least two brothers (one named Edward) who first emigrated to Wales in the UK about 1846 before going on to the United States in about 1853. Both Patrick and Edward lived in New Orleans with Patrick going up the Missssippi to Iowa and later moved to Nebraska. Edward remained in New Orleands and after Civil War moved to Nebraska. Patrick and Edward would have been born about 1820 in or around Two Mile Borris. Can anyone help me with any information? Thanks

Name: hello there

Date: 2008-04-21

Comment: Hello is there anybody here who used to know tommy cummins he used to live in grawn, two mile borris? If anybody did used to know him or any of the cummins please mail me at pg_123@hotmail.co.uk

Name: Fab apples

Date: 2008-04-17

Comment: Was Paddy aware that the dentist was telling everyone an apple a day keeps the dentist away!!!!!!!

Name: chase&brad

Date: 2008-04-09

Comment: we are fed up of homework in tipp.the teachers are so bleeping unfair and some are so bleeping ugly fat bleeping stupid!!!!really the men i heard mrs.harty from tmb shouts alot alot alot!!!!!! just so u no if food dudes come to your school your gonna be sorry.

Name: ??

Date: 2008-04-04

Comment: ROBBIE DELANEY....... U are so FRIIIIIIIIIIIIED!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!

Name: kayleigh carroll

Date: 2008-04-04

Comment: paddy....every1one must have liked them apples!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Name: Ann Ryan

Date: 2008-03-21

Comment: There's dog shit all over the footpaths in Borris

Name: Christie Bannon

Date: 2008-03-20

Comment: Hiya again cAnt wait to see y'all again very soon!! TTFN Christie

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-03-17

Comment: Well now how are ye dis fine st patrick day. Did ye know when he came here first he was known as St.Borris and then he was down on de bog footing turf near new brimagem in a competition to see who was de fastest footer and when you were done you had to pat your reek, and your man shouted at Borris for he was the fastest Pat ur rick and that how it was and he took all the snakes from hereabouts and hung them over at the kramery, he should come back agin. So happy St Patrick to ye all.

Name: Christie Bannon

Date: 2008-03-17

Comment: Hello to Bannon's pub! And a happy St Patrick's Day to you all!! How are you all? I am very well and i hope to see Billy, Veronika, Liam , Maria ,Marguerite, Peggy and all the others!! Anyway good-bye from Miss.B xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Name: Daniel Harvey

Date: 2008-03-17

Comment: I'm a 19 year old college student from the U.S.A and have been told by my father that our family originated in Borris County, Ireland. My grandmothers maiden-name was Borris. I am very interested in hearing any history you have for the Borris family. I have always known that I was of Irish decent but I never really knew where it all started. I would gladly appreciate any information you may have for me. Thank you much

Name: zoe

Date: 2008-03-16

Comment:

Name:

Date: 2008-03-15

Comment: Paddy Mack The colours are red an yellow(gold)

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-03-13

Comment: HELLO EVERYONE...HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY TO YEE ALL... we are going to celebrate here with the ould parade and the green beer of course..now the pope is giving us some grief as we are having the parade on palm sunday but sure it could be worse, it could be easter... yee should bring back the fancy dress parades and the festivals in the school field and the open air discos...

Name: Paddy Mack

Date: 2008-03-04

Comment: Does anyone know what are the colours of the Two-Mile-Borris Flag? I know the Two-Mile-Borris soccer team used to wear blue and white, Does anyone know, Please!

Name: borrisgal

Date: 2008-03-01

Comment: Hi everyone borris is class and i luv it leave a comment if you like it 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Name: tipp

Date: 2008-02-22

Comment: whats a 4x2 isint that a piece of timber + whats a s.u.p ? maybe u mean 4x4=jeep & suv that looks like a jeep + did paddy carroll get his apples back yet ?

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-02-21

Comment: Well shure tipp from thurles youl find no change in thoul matthress here in tmb. shure its not safe to walk in to de big town of thurles wat wit all the big 4x2's and s.u.p's and multi person tingys. we need thoul posht office here for when i draw me mammys penshion and to posht thoul odd begging letter and what about a bit of gossiph you know what i main!

Name:

Date: 2008-02-21

Comment: Anyone know of any jobs going for 16 year olds in thurles or twomile borris

Name: tipp

Date: 2008-02-20

Comment: sorry 2 hear yer loosin the post office ,sur cant ye all use the 1 in thurles & start spendin some money instead of using it 2 stuff the mattreass !

Name: lillyn fowley

Date: 2008-02-20

Comment: if da post office is no more how will i get me doel.is peter o dywer stil living out there he's a fine looking fella.

Name: Spider eater

Date: 2008-02-10

Comment: if you think a new post office should open in borris send a comment saying yes if not no.............................

Name: spider eater

Date: 2008-02-10

Comment: what do ya think of BORIS school

Name: Counsellor

Date: 2008-02-10

Comment: If only Harry Ryan was still around

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-02-07

Comment: SAVE THE POST OFFICE NOW WE NEED IT. TMB IS GROWING.This is all bad news for us hereabouts, nail your office to the POST. Where is thoul local TD.

Name: billy bob john joseph gerreard

Date: 2008-02-07

Comment: the closing of the post office is a disgrace and so is the fact that nobody agreed with nostalgia down there.....

Name: Alan Scott

Date: 2008-02-06

Comment: A big thank you all in Thurles and bigger one to all at The Castle Two Mile Borris for a wonderful experience in their Hotel. Thanks Joan and Pierce Duggan for looking after us all. On till we see you again, Slan Alan & Mookie (England)

Name: Josephine Britton

Date: 2008-01-30

Comment: My father, Eddie Britton was originally from Two Mile Borris. I am very interested in the village. I am in a wheelchair and at the moment I live in a Cheshire Home in Tullow. My gandfather was also from Two Mile Borris. I think TMB is a lovely village.

Name: nostalgia

Date: 2008-01-26

Comment: so many changes in Two mile borris most of them good but the post office closing is a disgrace it is a central and an essential service to the community...does anybody agree with me???????

Name: Mo

Date: 2008-01-25

Comment: Hi, great site, i have cousins who live in grawn, two-mile borris, the Cummins, large family, does anyone know them?

Name: John Fanning

Date: 2008-01-22

Comment: Re. earlier post for information on Martin Fanning. Family lore says that Martin Fanning sent money from US to help build St. James church in Two-Mile Borris. Supposedly, a plaque or something on or near stained glass contains his name. Although family maintains Martin came from Thurles, I believe he must have had some connection to Two-Mile Borris because of church. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Name: John Fanning

Date: 2008-01-22

Comment: Could anyone advise me on who to contact to verify that Martin Fanning, born in 1857, and who immigrated to the U.S. in 1873, was born and/or raised in Two-Mile Borris. I would greatly appreciate any assistance.

Name:

Date: 2008-01-22

Comment: good point borris littleton sure your rite on father...

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-01-18

Comment: Does anywan know Therse Green in tmb and where is Ewan Mee wan gets very confussed nowaday wot with all de stuff going off in tmb.and another ting dont take any heed mind of de good father Limerick Lady, he wont be impressed with de wan childer or whot. There now.

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-01-10

Comment: Ah sure i did know that borris littleton..sure father kelly told me dat one...i guess my hearing is pretty well on since i only have da one....

Name: Christie Bannon

Date: 2008-01-09

Comment: Hello to everyone at Bannon's pub Is Billy Lannagan out there??? Hope to be over in May for Maria;s communion! Bye for now Christie----x

Name: Old Fobey

Date: 2008-01-09

Comment: My god i can't believe i didn't know two-mile-borris had a website and i living in the village i came accross it by mishap i rember paddy carroll's apples and maher apples futher down the road i rember johnny casey's onions i rember meeting in bannon's lounge every monday night with out fail for the discussion of all mishap's of the weekend.... those were the good old days i rember the best day out was on a sunday morning in corcaran's and the old generation sitting in the coner now known as dead man's coner and the sing song and session was on really.... i could sit here all night and tell stories but i won't i would be killed as i said already i still live in borris

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2008-01-07

Comment: Ah now limerick wan, didnt you know about the ould pair who had a very many childers, every night when dey went to bed he would say are ya going to sleep or what?

Name: Limrick lady

Date: 2008-01-07

Comment: or what...

Name: borris littleton lady

Date: 2008-01-04

Comment: shure its grand to have thoul drink or two for the new year chairs to ye all now or what

Name: Limrick Lady

Date: 2008-01-02

Comment: OH i meant joe and breda not vinny and fiona..although i wouldn't of mind having a pint with you two after mass ...

Name: Limrick lady

Date: 2008-01-02

Comment: happy new year to all..i miss everyone espically mr. and mrs. fallon!! wish i could of been there for christmas mass with you two!!

Name: Two Mile Borris Lady

Date: 2008-01-01

Comment: Happy New Year Everyone, hope ye all have a good one! :O)

Name: Irish American

Date: 2007-12-28

Comment: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Name: TMB4

Date: 2007-12-23

Comment: Im following the wren!! Dosh for oxygen ticket!!

Name:

Date: 2007-12-23

Comment: who's following the ren in a couple days

Name:

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: paddy carroll wants his apples back!!!

Name: SPONDULUX

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: THIS SITE IS PURE CLASS......ITS DA BEST EVA

Name: MR T

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: I THINK THE SITE THIS ROCKS AND SO DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Name: BOBBY DA BABBOON

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: I THINK I ROCK

Name: DA DUDE

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: BORRIS IS DA PLACE TO BE

Name: thgr

Date: 2007-12-21

Comment: cmon borris boy

Name: Duckey

Date: 2007-12-16

Comment: All is well in TMB. Dont worry the works on the bypass aren't upsetting the ducks and they will soon be leaving us again to go to a better place. Duckey

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-12-15

Comment: Things rested so !

Name: TMB4

Date: 2007-12-14

Comment: This is a class website!! Two mile borris is the place to be like!!

Name: cloncleigh

Date: 2007-12-08

Comment: just read through site excellent work brought back alot of memories reading through the messages from the set dancing which i was kicked out of for messin and the soccer in the communityfield anyone remember robbin paddy carrolls apples

Name:

Date: 2007-12-08

Comment:

Name: NEWHILL

Date: 2007-11-20

Comment: THIS IS BRILL.CAME ACROSS UR SITE BY ACCIDENT.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.SPENT THE LAST HOUR LOOKEN AT THE SITE WHEN I WAS MEANT TO BE WORKEN.

Name: limrick lady

Date: 2007-10-10

Comment: to irishchick, do you remember the pool table in the back of maguires and going into town and meeting up with the boot boys..and gettin your fish and chips off the truck in thurles..and smoking in the cinema...those were the good ole days.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-10-09

Comment: Caw Caw

Name: (",)

Date: 2007-09-29

Comment: Ya, dundrum is so relaxed nd laid back its horizontal! haha

Name: snoop

Date: 2007-09-29

Comment: wort site ever needs more va va voom

Name: sally

Date: 2007-08-23

Comment: good night in clonmel the the set Dances set the place a glow with there dances sally

Name: sally nolan

Date: 2007-08-23

Comment: I heard there is a new arrival in two mile Emman grace is now a daddy i hope all goes well fro sally

Name: snoop

Date: 2007-08-15

Comment: how do we get rid of thoose annoying fucking boy racers in borris.............and with all the new houses where is the talented women ......im a native that just returned home from the continent we are stuck in the 70s livin up be unselfconciously cool!!!!!!!!!!!

Name:

Date: 2007-07-17

Comment:

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-07-14

Comment: Just had a little brake before de visitors start comming to mammies b&b for thoul summer.you never know if anyone will come to tmb when de bypass is bilt. Make the most of it now boys i tell ya.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-07-10

Comment: Who is Broadband? And ", - things are not SLOW - they are RELAXED. Those of us who spent our formative years in Dundrum appreciate that.

Name: Borris blow in

Date: 2007-07-09

Comment: Hey, Has broadband reached Borris? And if so, from who? Thanks

Name: (" ,)

Date: 2007-07-04

Comment: Hmmm things are a bit slow round here these days....

Name: sally nolan

Date: 2007-06-25

Comment: what happened in two mile i was not over there is the bridge up yet hope to be over soon when the weather get better sally

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-06-17

Comment: Wot! hello!, is there nobody there, is the tmb sinking into its own world of is there nobody there or wot?

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-06-17

Comment: That is so true Raven. I'd forgotten that.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-06-11

Comment: what not nest? your not a bird!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-06-10

Comment: My God. Even though I only passed through TMB in the dark - way back in '75 (pre-pacman, pre-streetlights in TMB)..that brings a tear to the beady old Fairy Eye. The pool table in the Mason's Apron, Urlingford in horrible old Kilkenny - '75...I can still feel the sunburn. Sob! I built me first nest in the Mason's chimney, so I did.

Name: irishchick

Date: 2007-06-05

Comment: A Two Mile Borris childhood memories of a long since departed 30 something..... Johnny Casey RIP, the 'tennis club' at the back of the school, pretending no-one was in when Fr Curtain/Kelly was at the door, Johnny Power (RIP) letting rip at Saturday night mass, the pac man maching in Bannons shop, Mr Carrolls quizzes - god he hated irish- any excuse of an afternoon, Mrs Hartys flowerpot for confiscated items, racing up and down the back hall in Bannons on a Sunday night, the old dude who would drive his tractor from rathmanna to the village for his 'messages', 'McGoo' in the shop pre Kathleens, the thatch on Bannons, the posh people up the front at mass, mad soccor games 30+ per side in community field and yelling 'peno peno', Legs always a captain, Clover United FC, no-one allowed park in front of Johnny's 'moterin house', I could go on and on..... Borris was and I'm sure still is in a league of its own:)

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-05-16

Comment: Dat ould pope beany came to tmb and upsets people he's like dat. who's doul ejit wants tipp on the monapaly tingy, it might be cant hurl so go to jail and pass tmb on the bypass ah shure its all very quare i tell ya.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-05-14

Comment: who's that pope benny? he made some ignorant comments i'm very disgruntled!

Name: Tipperary

Date: 2007-05-13

Comment: http://www.monopoly.ie/index.aspx Hey go vote for tipperary to get it on the new monopoly board!!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-05-13

Comment: I wont be goin anywhere im afraid to say!!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-05-12

Comment: And the fairies will still visit - at least the website. The village might be too noisy for our delicate wee ears. Come to Dundrum and chill out if it gets too much for ye. When's it openin' anyway?

Name: Duckey

Date: 2007-05-11

Comment: Well one things for sure the ducks and hens wont be gone.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-05-08

Comment: shure now sally have ya seen de tmb bypass shure soon doul crows, ravens, magpies and goodfaries will all be gone from hereabout. Tis enough to make wan repeat wanself, I say again twill be de fault of the bypass or the drink in banonions.

Name: sally Nolan

Date: 2007-05-08

Comment: I was over last Sunday to See the bypass at the end of our field i can see the peace and quietness will be soon gone from there. sally

Name: sally Nolan

Date: 2007-05-08

Comment: I was over last sunday to se the bypass at the end of our fild i can see the peace and quitness will be soon gone from there. sally

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-05-05

Comment: Yes, there has been a crow population explosion here in sunny Dundrum. I thought ye'd all like to know that, especially The Crow. It's a bit like a scene from Hitchcock's "The Birds" up here betimes. Spooky.

Name: Fallen Angel

Date: 2007-05-03

Comment: This is Hell

Name: Pope Benny

Date: 2007-05-01

Comment: ye are all going to hell for not doing HOLY STUFF!!!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-04-30

Comment: Says the fella who wears prada!

Name: Pope Benny

Date: 2007-04-30

Comment: ye are all going to hell for not doing HOLY STUFF!!!

Name: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Date: 2007-04-28

Comment: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Name: Anna Maria Carroll

Date: 2007-04-25

Comment: have tried to send photos but your adress not resognised

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-04-23

Comment: When was the last time you've seen a crow around Borris, have they all gone to Dundrum or what?

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-04-22

Comment: Hi Duckey! that ould Triona wan wanting someone to buy her another drink, shure arent we always getting wan in but she is never there to drink it. There stacking up now. How about building a nice village here in tmb like that wan up above in that funny little place, we could make a lake and things for youth recreation like.

Name: Triona

Date: 2007-04-19

Comment: Just wanted to say a big HELLO to my great drinking buddies from �the Borris�. Pete O` Dwyer, Bob Clancy ,Noel Kelly, Fintan Claffey (he mite still be in oz,dunno????)Vinney,Little Legs & Big Bill (is he still a perv???) When are ye all gona buy me a drink in Bannons??

Name: Duckey

Date: 2007-04-19

Comment: Just reading some comments that i missed as i was away for a while and borris littleton your "bypass" query is quite confusing as the word bypass does not incline that you do not travel on it?! You do have some quite strange questions. Indeed. Duckey.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-04-17

Comment: They call it a Bypass cause u dont have to pass through the towns, your bypassing them!!! Know wat i mean???

Name:

Date: 2007-04-17

Comment: HAPPY

Name:

Date: 2007-04-17

Comment: sad

Name: Sonia

Date: 2007-04-15

Comment: Road race on in Borris today from 12pm to 2pm men and women

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-04-14

Comment: So yer back goodfairy and stiring it up, less of the little borris i'm telling ya now, and here's a ting i'm tinking while laying down in the field, why do they call it a bypass when ya have to travel on it.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-04-14

Comment: Hello Bad, Good here. I was tanning my begonias in Grand Canaria - d'oul winter is long and dull above here in Dundrum. But now the sun shines and there is a song in me heart - Here comes the sun, little Borris'...it's been a long cold lonely winter....

Name: Badfairy

Date: 2007-04-08

Comment: where's the goodfairy?

Name: sally nolan

Date: 2007-04-08

Comment: Happy easter to one and all Sally Nolan

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-04-07

Comment: Happy Easter to all our auld friends here in tmb and to thoul visitors and spec.. especal... and to goodfairy.

Name: Justin Credible

Date: 2007-04-06

Comment: Happy Easter

Name: Tim Silvia

Date: 2007-04-03

Comment: There's only 1 Borris and that's Borrisleigh!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-29

Comment: what part of Borris were u in?

Name: Sitting in the corner of a field

Date: 2007-03-29

Comment: I was viewing this site last nite and it seems I left my phone behind me. By any chance did any of you come across my phone ?

Name: Legless in Loughmore

Date: 2007-03-28

Comment: does anyone remember lo-lo balls for bouncing on.... god weren't they great....i wish i had one now although these days i have no feet so it would be useless, but still nice to have one...

Name: Captain Underpants

Date: 2007-03-28

Comment: the cows are gone, where are they gone, i'm in borris but i don't see one oh the cows are gone where are they gone..... i dunnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Name: Captain Underpants

Date: 2007-03-28

Comment: the cows are gone, where are they gone, i'm in borris but i don't see one oh the cows are gone where are they gone..... i dunnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-28

Comment: And your point is Crow??

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-28

Comment: Crows are smarter than Magpies!

Name: The Magpie!

Date: 2007-03-27

Comment: Hey i just asked some questions! How does that mean im on crack???? And i found them on bebo thought it mite intrest someone obviously not though!

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-03-26

Comment: Goodfairy, sorry to hear yar in intensive care, whats wrong with you and what will you be peaking at at 1.30pm Magpie did you ever suck seed.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-03-25

Comment: Goodfairy I didn't see you in Dundrum. I didn't know whether you'd be in the Mens or Womens race?

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-25

Comment: Stay off the crack, acid, or whatever it is your on Magpie or you might fly straight into the propeller!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-25

Comment: Something for us to think about: 1.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 2.If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-03-25

Comment: Raven, rest assured, I am in intensive training. I have done my high-altitude stuff above in Milestone. I will be peaking tomorrow at 1.30pm. You can bet your bippy on me.

Name: Matthew Paul Walmsley

Date: 2007-03-24

Comment: TWO-MILE BORRIS RULES!!!

Name: T Myles (Borris)

Date: 2007-03-24

Comment: What a quiet week in the village that was, is all the action going on somewhere else, or is it the big sleep here.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-03-20

Comment: There's a race on in Dundrum on this Sunday the 25th of March at 1:30pm, Goodfairy: I suggest you run it , it might stop you blabbering 4 a while!!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-20

Comment: Yea leave The Crow alone!!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-18

Comment: Stop making a mockery of me!

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-03-18

Comment: there will be anether table quiz in t-m-b and i know the answer to the first question (1) what were ya doing at 6.53 on......there yare now, and its to be hosted by the local policeman pon me soule.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-03-18

Comment: Crow, sure you wouldn't be able to answer any questions anyway. Unless they were like "Mr Crow, what were you doing in the licensed premises in Dundrum at 6.53am? How did you gain access?" ..... "I used a CROWbar, your honour".

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-17

Comment: Was anyone at the Table-Quiz, was it any good? I didn't bother going.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: Thet always say it starts at 9:30 but wont start till 11! And Dundrum just have to have everything arse ways and start at 6:53!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: Unless your living in Dundrum it would be impossible to rob a pub at 6:53pm in Borris. You are really starting to irritate me!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: The burglars from Borris, that's who.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: who in blazes would be in a pub at 6:53?

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: Here in Dundrum its ALWAYS six fifty three

Name:

Date: 2007-03-16

Comment: Its says 9:30 but probably won't start till 10:30

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-03-15

Comment: Are ya shure, because its never 9.30PM at Baninions its always a bit later.

Name: Coolio

Date: 2007-03-15

Comment: Bananans at 9:30PM

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-15

Comment: And where would this table quiz be on?

Name: Coolio

Date: 2007-03-13

Comment: There's is a Table-Quiz for Moycarkey Coolcroo Athletic Club on in Two-Mile-Borris this Friday the 16th of March all are welcome.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-13

Comment: Now why wud you erase this site? I mean where wud we all go to have our little discussions? Anyway its only a bit of fun!

Name: Percy Pringle

Date: 2007-03-13

Comment: someone should just erase this whole site

Name: WhiteRaven

Date: 2007-03-08

Comment: Two-Mile-Borris Should set up a tourist office!

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-03-05

Comment: And a dog track for all the auld dogs and a banger race track on saturday night for all the boy racers begobs.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-03-05

Comment: Dundrum Has the 'duck-pond'

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-03-05

Comment: Did someone mention a swimming pool?

Name: Raven

Date: 2007-03-05

Comment: What about a Swimming Pool?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-03-02

Comment: Ha ha ha ha cud u imagine the madness if there was a disco in two-mile-borris i mean have you seen the state of some of the young ones dat do be hangin round d place!! And wit all dem boy racers around it mite be a bit dangerous!! Ha ha ha

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-03-01

Comment: Why have something like a cinema when we could have a proper cinema, Paddy me boy.

Name: T Myles (Borris)

Date: 2007-03-01

Comment: Who would come to borris if there was a cinema here. I would be against a disco as nowadays they start late and go on until all hours and can be rowdy, I think its a good village as it is

Name: Paddy Ivers

Date: 2007-03-01

Comment: Borris needs something to liven it up like a cinema or a disco or something!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-28

Comment: Yes i agree with The Crow! Chlo what have you to say for yourself???

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-27

Comment: chlo: will you say something, you cant come to T-M-B and say nothing!

Name: chlo

Date: 2007-02-27

Comment:

Name: chlo

Date: 2007-02-27

Comment:

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-26

Comment: Well I saw thoul raven eat chaterpillars, and in the quiz me and mammy came first last so dats better than second last, mycarkey rules! Zambia howdo.

Name: Raven

Date: 2007-02-26

Comment: They eat caterpillars in Zambia.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-26

Comment: It was on last firday it was a fundraiser so we could invade Zambia! May i say again it was a great night well done everyone!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-25

Comment: when was the quiz on? no one invited me!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-25

Comment: Well what can i say the tablequiz was great we probably came second last but at least we werent as bad as table 3!!

Name:

Date: 2007-02-20

Comment: R.I.P. Mike Awesome.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-19

Comment: We have come a long way, imagine now we here in tmb are going to invade Zambia more power to thoul elbow its great.

Name:

Date: 2007-02-18

Comment: tA AN BURIOS LEITH UAFASACH!

Name: billy lanigan

Date: 2007-02-16

Comment: there is no quiz on

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-15

Comment: How do table quiz,ya know ya cant advertise one pub in the village. I hear they will be asking questions in Corcorans this Friday night, quare as daffs i tell ya.

Name: The artist formely known as the Crow

Date: 2007-02-15

Comment: There's a table Quiz on in Bannons this Friday the 16th all are welcome.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-02-15

Comment: Well, ye certainly don't make me feel very welcome here. But, Nevermind. Tom Bourke, I apologise for The Crow, but he was reared in TMB so what can one expect? (No offence to your Granpaw, mind). It is a quare year when the daffs are out with the snowdrops though, isn't it?

Name: Tom Bourke from Canada

Date: 2007-02-15

Comment: Awe what a lovely site I'm looking for my great-great grandfather Charlie Bourke.

Name:

Date: 2007-02-15

Comment: The DEFIBRILATOR

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-14

Comment: If we dont talk about dat stuff anymore den wat will we talk about?

Name: The artist formely known as Raven

Date: 2007-02-13

Comment: Shut up Shut up SHUT UP, I don't want to hear about ducks, pony come horses or any other bolony enough already!

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-13

Comment: Shure its a quiet auld place t.m.b. not much kicking off at the moment. Thoul ducks need watching in case they get B.M bootiful peuck, maybe we should have thoul cctv put up to keep an eye on tings, like thurles, you know rowdy cows walking through the village and stray donkeys like?

Name: Mystery Solved

Date: 2007-02-11

Comment: Okay I'll solve it 4 you Roberto Baggio, As Gailge, The Crow, and The Raven are all the same person that person is me who am I?, well that's another mystery but I am from T.M.B.,now enough of this charade it's time to get a life, so long, blow ins.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: Someone is Lying,who can solve the mystery?

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: So ya tink im wan of those queer auld birds do ya's well im not and dat fella T.M. from B wants a statue of the Long fella, maybe he could stick it up in his great la-de-da garden and we could go and gawp at it and it might stir which is more than he does with the bit of green

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: I can tell you now i am not ('',) and Borris Littelton i am Magpie and Magpie alone!!!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: Yes I think (",) and Borris-Littleton and the magpie are the same person

Name: (",)

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: Hmmmm? I'm staring to think that people are pretending to be more than one person. Hmmmm? Take for instance the coming back of the crow and the leaving of Borris-littleton

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-02-09

Comment: where's borris-littleton gone?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: Its also good to see the Crow is back with us!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: I think we should just ignore the goodfairy maybe 'it' mite go away then!! And as for a statue of Shane Long again i think that wud go better in his HOME place of gortnahoe! He is a ledgend though!

Name: T. Myles (from Borris)

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: Well indeed Dundrum is a lovely place, a sort of paradise you might say and very proud of its racing legend. Its not fair to say such things about the Goodfairy as she understands very little football, I think. All I was thinking of was a small statue at the playing field, or on a bridge on the bypass prehaps.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: The Magpie is right, now how are going to rid this site of the cancer that is The Goodfairy?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: I know Shane long played with Tmb and all but he's from gortnahoe so why wud we do piece on him?

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: GoodFairy you inebriated piece of dirt, the only thing that's scatty is you, common sense is something that's missing in Dundrum. Shane Long is mainly used as a substitute and doesn't get a regular 1st team place because he's a striker Reading play a 4-4-2 formation and Leroy Lita and Kevin Doyle are usually picked ahead of him. In the words of Patrick Bergin 'I boil down dead horses and I turn them into glue if you give me any trouble then I'll do the same to you'! And to answer Myles yes that would be a good idea. � bient�t.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-02-07

Comment: Hi Myles, have you ever been to paradise (Dundrum)? This is gettin' very scatty. What I can't figure, and I think The Crow should explain, is how Shane Long managed to score most of his 10 goals from the bench? He must be a pony-cum-horse of a man.

Name:

Date: 2007-02-07

Name: T. Myles (from Borris)

Date: 2007-02-06

Comment: Just came accross your site its very interesting, lots of jolly banter. As i have just moved to the area, its good to see all the local names? just like mine (not really T Myles) Its good to see people like Ronan and Miss Doyle pass through It might be a good idea to do a piece about Shane Long on the site to encourage the visitors, any thoughts.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-06

Comment: Ronan O Gara bought stuff in Gala in TMB last summer!

Name: Fact

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: There is alot of Aston Villa Supporters in 2 mile.

Name: Who

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: A Two-Mile-Borris Native won an All Ireland Camogie Medal in 1999 in what was Tippeary's first title.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: Anne Doyle hasn't being seen here since.

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: RTE's Anne Doyle has a house in Two Mile, has even made an appearance in Corcoran's Pub but has being seen here since.

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: Two-Mile-Borris was mentioned in the Sunday Independant as soon to be Irish International Shane Long used to play for St.Kevins the local soccer club. He has scored 10 goals this season while being mostly on the bench. Hopefully he'll make his debut this Wednesday against San Marino.

Name: (",)

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: Says the person who doesnt have one at all!

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-05

Comment: Yes all dis waffle is gettin a bit old! Anybody have anything really intresting to discuss????

Name: Sarah Nolan (sally)

Date: 2007-02-04

Comment: It great to see there is a e:mail.for twomile people Sal

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-02-04

Comment: I'M sick of all this waffle

Name:

Date: 2007-02-04

Comment: (",) why don't you go back and get a proper name, you piece of dirt.

Name: (",)

Date: 2007-02-04

Comment: As Gailge you spelt your name wrong its gaeilge and its an amad�n t�? Not an bhfuil t� amad�n! Go back to school and learn your irish!!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-02-04

Comment: "caw-caw"

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: ta me go maith amadan? te.he.he.! Come on tipp, ya boys ya. If thoul answer was all, was the question how many?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: Oh i found question one i just knew d anwser to it was all!!! agus n�l �mad�n m�!! :D And where did the Crow get to??? Havent heard from him in a while!!

Name: As Gailge

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: An bhfuil tu amadan?

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: Thoul magpie is a mad auld bird always hoarding things, strange thing having all dose questions hidden away, shure it wont rest untils it finds question 1. Now goodfairy how did you know Ravens first name was Heck, and what about thoul cows on our site they are fierce thin and give people the wrong idea about dis place we dont want to give the visitors the idea we cant feed ourselves. Up mycarkey

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: I thought these questions were like d one about d glue can anyone anwser dem????---------------2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?------------- 3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?---------- 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?------------ 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?-------------- 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?----- 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?--------- 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?------------ 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?----------- 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?--------- 11. What do people in China call their good plates?------ 12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?-------- 13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.------------- 14. What do you call male ballerinas?----------- 15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?--------- 16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?---------- 17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?---- 18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?-------- 19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?---------- 20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?-------------- 21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?------------- 23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-02-03

Comment: Heck Raven I know that, though you should have said "8 kilometers". (And TMB should be renamed "3.2 Kilometer Borris"). But what I was really askin' is where is Borris Littleton? The Glueman?

Name: Raven

Date: 2007-02-02

Comment: It's 5 miles from Thurles

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-31

Comment: Raven, the man with the broken bottle ain't from Dundrum, land of the ponies-cum-horses. Moycarkey I'd guess by d'accent. They are nice pics, especially the starvin' cows. Where's Borris?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-01-30

Comment: Cut the plastic cap off!! Thats how u open it!! And ders no woods aroun here :P

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-01-30

Comment: whats with the stupid riddles or is that how they talk in Dundrum.

Name:

Date: 2007-01-29

Comment: What pictures? Shure yer all wrong thoul magpie, raven an goodfairy shure i have it here a glass bottle and a plastick cap, go on tell me now how can i open it, sticks like glue dats why. While we wait for someone to go crazy about thoul pics. mammy wants to know if the bear wants honey how far will he/she go into the woods to get it, the WOODS not corcorans shop.

Name: Jimmynomates

Date: 2007-01-29

Comment: Who put up the pictures, on the wikipedia site?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-01-27

Comment: Glad we can agree on something Goodfairy!!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-27

Comment: Indeed Magpie; and if 'twas SUPERGLUE 'twould stick your finger to the glass OUTSIDE the bottle so tight 'twould be separated, to quote The Raven, NEVERMORE. Borris obviously never used glue very much. At least that's what I'd be thinkin'. And by the way Borris, are you related to Borris in Ossary?

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-01-26

Comment: But dats where your wrong Borris Littleton glue does stick plastic and glass together! It sticks everything together even your fingers.....oh no wait i dont have fingers.......i mean feathers :D

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-25

Comment: Ah shure poor auld dundrum, where is this wan horse town?. Now goodfairy this glue thingy you want to sort out, now as i see it glue comes in glass or plastic things, but glue is used for sticking bits of timber to each other, therefore sticks like glue, glass and plastic dont, nohow.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-01-24

Comment: Ravens arent smart there just vicous feicers (but i tink we'd make a great trio The Crow The Magpie and The Raven) And Goodfairy if your FLATTENED by our antidundrumanarianism then i'll ask u again why are you here???????? Dats a good question though why doesnt glue stick to d inside of d bottle???

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-23

Comment: So how was I to know that Duckie is a she? I am flattened by the anti-Dundrumanarianism of the Borrisonians ('cept Borris Littleton who is a good egg having spotted my sticking-up-for-him when lesser birds were discombobulated). Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-01-22

Comment: NEVERMORE

Name: The Raven

Date: 2007-01-22

Comment: Borris-Littleton You don't make alot of sense! When did the good fairy stick up for you?, Anyway bottomline is the Crow and the Magpie have nothing on me because the Raven is the smartest of all the birds. Quote the Raven, Nenermore.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-22

Comment: When the crow and magpie fly high the visitor is nigh and me mammy says this years lot are well larned, from thoul la-de-da trinity. Any road the brother is up there at college mammy says hes on a four year course but he might be finished arly, hes larning good stuff its something to do with all that underware up in his room. good on yer goodfairy for sticking up for me cause dat auld katie is a firey wan and she is landing here? with a golf stick????

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-01-21

Comment: I agree with The Magpie 100%.

Name: The Magpie!!

Date: 2007-01-21

Comment: Em Goodfairy Duckie is a Girl!!! And i think everyone needs to just chillax a bit its gettin a bit controversial around here!!! And can i just say If your so proud of dundrum and hate the legend of a place dat is Two-mile-Borris then why are you always on this site??????? And your ones name is Katie not Kate!! And Dundrum is in the back arse of nowhere!!!

Name: Roberto Baggio

Date: 2007-01-21

Comment: There's good and bad points to every village or town, and the way things are going at minute with all the road works we might have to be called Two-Mile-Motorway.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-21

Comment: Hmmmmm. Ye're very fractious up north; and unkind to the the intoxicating beauty of the Dundrum countryside. Kate, I humbly apologise for the Borrisonian Sharp Tongue, a well-know blot on the Tipp landscape. They are not well fed, poor souls, and this generates a lot of crankiness. Except Duckie and his Berky Goslings. He is very polite and probably very tasty.

Name: Katie O;Connell

Date: 2007-01-21

Comment: Borris Littleton or is it ? Please Please buy yourself a good Dictionary and just maybe then you may learn how to spell 'The Horse & Jockey' Your spelling and language are completely lacking in a particular quality.Yes we have found excellent Accommodation in Borris. Yes we will play Golf, its people like you who are a huge let down to the Irish people and Ireland. Yes I have plenty of family living in Ireland of course they are well educated I suppose you have come across the words TRINITY COLLEGE. GET A LIFE ???????????????????

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-19

Comment: 15 nights in two mile borris, let me see, visit the milky place, visit the dig and a day out in urlingford m.m.m. and you are telling me to wake up Katie. Goodfairy are you saying yer wans ancestors came from the dig, shure there were no Cantwells in that place as far as i or me mammy remembers.that Katie wan should book in at the pony-cum-horse place and take the golf sticks,for beating away the local talent.

Name: A New America

Date: 2007-01-19

Comment: Senator Barack Obama 4 president

Name: The Truth

Date: 2007-01-19

Comment: Dundrum is a dreary depressing village miles from anywhere.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-19

Comment: Ah now! Hold on. Why not try the exquisite village of Dundrum, home of the famous pony-come-horse? We have hotels and b'n'b establishments to beat the band. And Lauren; apologies for the RUDENESS of the response you got. I guess your ancestors would have been better off comin' from Knockavilla if they had had any sense.

Name: common sense

Date: 2007-01-18

Comment: Here,Here.

Name: Katie O'Connell

Date: 2007-01-18

Comment: What on earth is going on in Thurles/Cashel/Two mile Borris. My Husband and myself have spend the last month on the net trying to book Accommodation for 15 nights in September 2007 SHOCK* SHOCK* at the outrages prices been quoted for B/B I come from Thurles myself, I suppose we will now have to pay the ridiculous prices the Hotels are quoting us.Any wonder my home town and surrodings are left behind.We booked in England for 14 days at half the price Ireland is asking for the same type of Accommodation. wake up Borris.

Name: Tom Canwell

Date: 2007-01-15

Comment: Eggs and rashers for the Concleigh dashers and the bottom of the pan for the Leigh clan.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-15

Comment: Howdy Lauren, most of us here live in a state, have ancestors living over there and sure we would'nt be asking questions about them. The Cantwells were grand people and lived at the end of the long road, or maybe that was the Cauldwells any grand folk to be shure. I hope you find this useful, Any ould chance of a holiday the other side of the shannon.

Name: The Magpie

Date: 2007-01-15

Comment: I agree with The Crow Accept i think it should be the Chickens whi Die!!!!!

Name: Lauren

Date: 2007-01-15

Comment: I just came across this website by complete accident! I live in d states and have ancestors who came from two-mile-borris! I wonder could anyone help me? There surnames were Cantwell. Unfortunatley thats all the information i have. I find the conversations you have here very amusing by the way.

Name: The Chicken

Date: 2007-01-15

Comment: You are just annoyed crow because the run is covered over and now you cant get the ducks food!!

Name: The Crow

Date: 2007-01-13

Comment: Die Ducks Die!

Name: (",)

Date: 2007-01-10

Comment: if u r referring to the ballyerk ducks then i can tell you they dont sell them and therefore dont make money borris littleton, hey wat about moycarkey??

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-04

Comment: To forgive today is to regret tomorrow, as love makes the cash go faster, so feed a duck to make a buck.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-04

Comment: There was a man in our town; and he was wondrous wise; he knew that if you wanted crops; you had to fertilise.

Name: Cherie Carter-Scott

Date: 2007-01-04

Comment: Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Name: Plato

Date: 2007-01-04

Comment: Never discourage anyone... who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.

Name: Plutarch

Date: 2007-01-04

Comment: Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.

Name: Mise!

Date: 2007-01-03

Comment: Good Fairy wud ya ever shut up about dat f**kin pony come horse! We DONT CARE!

Name: Duckey

Date: 2007-01-03

Comment: First of all the Ducks are called the Ballyerk Ducks not "the berky ducks". And second of all the have not all disappeared, they are still in the frezer. It was the Ballyerk Turkeys that disappeared over Christmas and they were lovely. But thank you in taking an interest in the Ballyerk Ducks anyway. Duckey.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2007-01-02

Comment: Alas poor Baggio! I am not the Minder-of-the-Site; indeed he appears to have disappeared. Like, I suspect, the Ballyerk Ducks did over Christmas.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2007-01-01

Comment: Ah Baggio, Baggio didnt i go to school with your brother Ettu Baggio and sure he was always talking the irish and was it not his pony-cum-horse we used to see tied up by the statue, now dont be teasing the goodfairy.

Name: Roberto Baggio

Date: 2006-12-30

Comment: It means people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.If you put as much effort into keeping this site up to date as you do bickering we'd have a pretty good website.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-30

Comment: Indeed Borris, sensitive types in 2 Mile what with not winning anything since 1900 and never having produced a famous pony - cum - horse. Baggio you rude rustic: "Who has tegoli of glass, shooting does not know itself to the neighbor!" That is what you wrote and frankly that sounds pretty idiotic to me. Who said I couldn't write a cupla focail? That's only a rumour spread by a Kilkenny blow-in.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2006-12-29

Comment: sure its getting a bit nasty around the two mile i hope there never find oil in this place hide yer drums?

Name: Roberto Baggio

Date: 2006-12-29

Comment: If you can't translate what i just said,(it's in Italian) then your the idiot. You can't even write a couple of lines in Irish.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-29

Comment: Hey! Et tu Baggio? Mise!! - you gotta be the village idiot, right? The George W Bush of Borris.

Name: Roberto Baggio

Date: 2006-12-28

Comment: Chi ha tegoli di vetro, non tiri sassi al vicino!

Name: mise!!

Date: 2006-12-27

Comment: Borris wasnt just mentioned in a book! It was mentioned in Killanaskully and it was in an ad on d radio!! So ha ha

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-27

Comment: Lookie here *. If the only famous person in your hamlet was a horse you'd be goddam sensitive too. How are the Berky Ducks, btw?

Name: (",)

Date: 2006-12-25

Comment: Ohh someone's a little touchy arent they? hmmmmm?

Name: Edgar Allen Poe

Date: 2006-12-23

Comment: Quote the Raven Nevermore!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-23

Comment: Hmmm *. What can I say? You insult the Hero of Dundrum. For that I've added some stuff to the Wiki article on 2 Mile. Would you ever toss them poor cows a wee bit of hay? Or whatever cows eat nowadays. (In the case of these Borris Cows I'd say very little). Sheesh. Kebab.

Name: (",)

Date: 2006-12-22

Comment: Dear Goodfairy, It isnt a person who, in fairness nobody nowadays has ever heard of, made dundrim "famous" Its a horse! No sorry not even a horse a pony!

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-16

Comment: So, Borris was mentioned in some silly book. But did it ever produce anyone famous? Ever put Ireland on the map? Check: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dundrum%2C_County_Tipperary And eat yer heart out ye Borrisonians.

Name: Duckey

Date: 2006-12-14

Comment: First of all i wud like to say Merry christmas to everyone!. The turkeys have only one week left to go now! Mmm im lookin forward to them already. Still only one hen laying unfortunatly. Thank You Duckey

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Name: Angela

Date: 2006-12-05

Comment: I have just come across this wonderful website, and what a find it surely is! I have recently found out my Grandmother, Josephine Kelly,(Josie) was born in Littleton in 1920, she attended the, Littleton National School. Her parents were, Patrick Kelly, born 1873c and Alice Kelly, born 1885c (unfortunately to date, I do not know Alices maiden name) I know that my grandmother had brothers and sisters, Kathleen Kelly, John Kelly and James Kelly. (Again this is the best to my knowledge) She went on to marry, Timothy McGarry, we think from Killenaule, and had three children, William (Liam) Francis McGarry,(My dad) born 1938 in Littleton, Alice McGarry and Patrick McGarry. Does this family ring any bells with anyone? I would love to more about them, any information would be so greatly appreciated! I thank you for your time in reading this message, Kind regards to you all! God Bless, Angela. x

Name:

Date: 2006-12-05

Comment: ahhhhhhh holllow legs...no god resting your mammy's soul sure i drink plenty of whiskey with her after da 9:00 a.m. mass...ah and the songs we sing...when i came home on monday night.....ah sure tis a good one...but yer rite..she still craves de ole pint..and for the love of god tell her to give up the pipe!! or her fine young man may kick her out of the ole bed!

Name: hollow leg

Date: 2006-12-05

Comment: To the last post. Me mammy did the same in the summer of '75 - God rest her poor ole soul. She always craved an old pint she did.

Name:

Date: 2006-12-04

Comment: i'm sorry goodfairy but i beg to differ..the summer of 75 when there was no rain for three months and da grass didn't grow..i'd say the poor ole cows were a lot thinner back then. i remember mammy giving us a little whiskey instead of milk since there was none for the taking from dem poor ole cows.

Name: Goodfairy

Date: 2006-12-03

Comment: Spooky wee site. I used to ride from Thurles Station to Urlingford through Two-Mile when it had no streetlights; and my bike had no lights. Passing the pub was always a hoot.

That was back in the Summer of '75. When the Yanks lost Vietnam, and pool was the in-thing in the Mason's Apron and 10cc's "I'm not in Love" and Al Somebody's "Year of the Cat" were always on the radio.

It was a long hot summer, with no rain for near three months.

The cows looked more or less the same, though without them big plastic tags in their ears.

Name:

Date: 2006-11-28

Comment: dude...sheep are nice as well

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Date: 2006-11-22

Comment: Ah maggie how ya? are ya cooking a bird tomorrow?? and stuffing it? i hear guiness in the stuffing is lovely...yeah me arse is still kickin! a few other things are still kickin as well...right so i'll put on the kettle for ya, just give us a shout when your on your way up the old bog road.....i will invite our autie for a cuppa as well.......yer long lost loving sister ....oh jesus just remembered, me phone is not working....just come up when your ready...

Name:

Date: 2006-11-22

Comment: Ooooh Bridget Power, be jesusssss, my long lost sister. The last time we seen ya you were pullin your old ass up the road........ Is that thing still kickin? Have a cuppa ready for me. Me health depends on the old cuppa and biscuits. Yer loving sister.

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Date: 2006-11-13

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Name: FED UP SUPPORTER

Date: 2006-11-09

Comment: Where have all the hurlers gone - do they train in Egans, Bennys, Billys or Corcorans. Thats what they looked in county final,a pub trained team

Name:

Date: 2006-11-09

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Name: Duckey

Date: 2006-11-06

Comment: Well first of all i must apologise for not updating you all about the Ballyerk Ducks and Hens but things were a bit hectic for a while and still are! Well there are 3 new Ballyerk Hens, the only problem is trying to get 2 of them to lay! The Ducks are only gorgeous, or so i have been told because i dint like duck. As usual orders are being taken. Thank You, Duckie.

Name: Return from Oz!!

Date: 2006-10-22

Comment: And d last few straglers arrived home about three weeks ago!! Wahey

Name: Mise m� fein

Date: 2006-10-22

Comment: Ah lads come on now we're gone awful slack on d aul news side of things!! Anyone out der have any scandal at all???

Name: Bridget Power

Date: 2006-10-06

Comment: Hi Margaret, Good to hear from ya...hope all is well in the states..visit me some time soon.. your loving sister!

Name: Chiara

Date: 2006-09-24

Comment: HI SINEAD AND MAIREAD!!

Name: City girl :)

Date: 2006-09-09

Comment: You guys are what keep me amused on crowded and polluted city nights. Seriously, I was going to lay off the slagging of Tipp but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. You guys rock, please, never change!

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-09-03

Comment: A little update on the Ballyerk Ducks. They won't be with us for much longer I'm afraid to say. They will be leaving us forever tomorrow or Tuesday. So once again the petition called "Save the Ballyerk Ducks" was unsuccesful. Thank you for supporting the Ballyerk Ducks! Im sure we will be back again next year. Oh and the Ballyerk Hens are no longer the ballyerk hens. They are now, unfortunately, the ballycahill hens. Duckie

Name: Blather Ryan

Date: 2006-08-21

Comment: Well the census sez there's 104 extra people living in TMB since 2002 - that must be why we needed proper footpaths, was it? For all the extra people walking thorugh the village to mass? Oh and congratulations to Fr Paudie on the hike, you're some man for one man Paudie!!!

Name: Local yokel

Date: 2006-08-11

Comment: The number for Bannon's is 0504 44280. Tell 'em Johnnie-Pat sent you. Hehe..

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-08-07

Comment: Just a little update on our Ballyerk Ducks. All 13 are still alive, extremely messy and well. They have been a bit loud lately but who can blame them. Also that one of the O'Briens has decided to come home from her holiday in Oz. I hear she had an absolutly jam packed scheldule and nearly didn't come home from her 5 week holiday. Also to wish Mrs. D McGrath a speedy recovery and to let her know that we are all thinking about her. Duckie

Name: Margaret Power

Date: 2006-08-04

Comment: Hi to all the folks in Borris.

Name: borris littleton

Date: 2006-08-02

Comment: howdy dere to you all in de two smile borris i am looking for me family dey was last spotted in dat place but wit all de building de mite have got lost or took a wrong turn

Name: Me

Date: 2006-07-30

Comment: Im so very very bored!!

Name: mlah

Date: 2006-07-19

Comment: hello from san antonio

Name: Jayme

Date: 2006-07-18

Comment: Hello, I am looking for someone who can help me. My fiance, Sean Bannon, has a shirt from Bannon's pub in Co. Tipperary. It is worn and I know its his favorite, I would like to buy him a new one but this site is as close as I have found to the pub. If anyone goes there regularly, or if you simple have the phone number so I can contact them myself I would greatly appreciate it! Thanks

Name: Ballyerk Hens

Date: 2006-07-17

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Name: Ballyerk Hens

Date: 2006-07-10

Comment: Oh yes we are!!

Name: ????

Date: 2006-07-10

Comment: Yee r not dat evil. Are yee?

Name: Ballyerk hens

Date: 2006-07-05

Comment: We are EVIL!!!

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-07-05

Comment: Another O' Brien has left for Oz, or so i hear. Dont worry she's not gone for a year, shes only gone for 5 weeks. I hope she has a brilliant time. To Ha ha ha i didn't lie. Also to let you know that one of the Ballyerk Hens has passed away. Duckie

Name: Ha ha ha

Date: 2006-07-05

Comment: I dont care wat i did least im not lying about it!!

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-07-02

Comment: I did more than you Ha ha ha ha. You stood and looked at it. I went in to help it. Duckie.

Name: Ha ha ha ha

Date: 2006-06-30

Comment: I cant help but laugh duckie u didnt rescue d duck it rescued itself!! ha ha ha ha

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-06-29

Comment: Just a little update on how the Ballyerk Ducks are doing. We had a little scare the other day as one of the ducks got their head stuck in the wire. All os ok though as i was on hand to rescue it and it was back with its friends in no time unharmed. Also that the ducks had a great night last Friday night the 23rd of june dancing away in their pen to the distant sound of the music coming from Ryans. It was a brilliant not and the ducks hope to see the likes of it (the bar) in Ballyerk again, soon. Also just to let you know that the two out in Oz only have about 10 weeks left there, Duckie

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-06-29

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Name:

Date: 2006-06-28

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Name: mary cleary

Date: 2006-06-28

Comment: The same reaction as Tom Cleary!

Name: Tom Cleary

Date: 2006-06-24

Comment: Thanks for sharing. I really like what you have done.

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-06-15

Comment: Well they are in Brisbane at the moment and won't be back until around the end of October. Duckie.

Name: lauren

Date: 2006-06-14

Comment: well,hows everyone in borris

Name: Duck Eater

Date: 2006-06-12

Comment: When are the other two Ballerk Ducks due in from Oz, Duckie?

Name: Duckie

Date: 2006-06-10

Comment: The Ballyerk ducks have now been moved outside. All 13 are still alive and swimming away in their newly covered pen. They have lost all their yellow fluff and are now white. Thank You, Duckie.

Name: ????

Date: 2006-05-17

Comment: Actually I can because thats how you spell it - SHIT!!! Look up a dictionary if you don't believe me. And you didn't have to put it up about 20 times, once would of been enough! I'm not blind you know!

Name: ur mother

Date: 2006-05-16